STEALTH MODE

poker face

So if you gonna be a spy you got to have you poker face DOWN. As a proper super villain I'm a good lair. Here are some steps to learn to get your lady gaga on.

Step one: you have to be able to think on your feet.

Example: "so were have you been"
 
 
"I've been around..."
 
  They wont question it. If the do.. Avoid it. Anyway possible.

 
Step two: poker face

  If yours doesn't come naturally (like mine) then you have to practice. How do you practice you ask, well first off you have to at least have at least the slightest 'RBF' (resting bitch face) i have a full blown RBF (props to all the people i dont like aka everyone.) so to practice look at yourself in the mirror...just stare. Then do it on people. Then you should be good.

Step three: super villain

So you have to watch super villains. What i mean by that is watch what they do. If something pops out at you you do that thing...that's complex but try to understand...i do want you as a fan..sorry my inner Eminem came out..

So byeee