So, as you all know, today/tonight is Halloween. *sighs* Every Halloween, I have to tell my fears AND I have to go Trick Or Treating, with everyone. I'm going as a GJ (gangster jockey). So, if you don't know what a GJ is, it's a person that goes around, trying to act sexy and gay (perfect for me), and does street shows like drumming, beatboxing, dancing, and stuff like that. So, I'll be wearing what my OC wears:
(with an all black tie)
(the blue ones)
Yes, Javan (changed his name) is a GJ. That's what I see most GJs wear, but some have rainbow socks, so I might wear rainbow socks, I don't know.
So, for my fears. I have to tell you all 5 things I'm scared of. From most scared of, to least scared of.
Most Scared of:
1. Candles
OK, so, there was this one time, I was about 5 or something. Pilkey had this candle in his room, that he kept lit. I would always touch the wax and let it dry on my hand. One day, he told me if I kept doing that, the candle would come to life and make me apart of it, and I would be wax, forever. That scared me so much, I stayed away from candles for the rest of my life. Yeah
2. Shoes
OK, *sighs* Pilkey has also lead me to this fear. When I was little (I think I was 6 or something), I was learning how to tie my shoes. Pilkey was teaching me. He kept tying them in knots, and it'd be hard for me to take them off. One day, he told me if I didn't get them off fast enough, they would take over my feet and make me go wherever they wanted me to go. At that time, everytime I walked around, I'd look down at my feet to see if any eyes or something creepy came out of them.
3. Hats/beanies
This one, was a prank Pilkey and his friends pulled on me. I used to have this beanie that said "Young N' Wild" on it. I wore it everyday. It was too big for my head, so it kept falling over my eyes. Pilkey and his friends noticed that and decided to pull a prank on me. So, one of Pilkey's friends, Frasic, was a great artist. He drew two monster eyes inside my beanie. So, when it fell over my eyes, it looked like it came to life and tried to scare me. I didn't see it in the front or the outside of it because it wasn't see through. So, once, when I was in the park, wearing my beanie, me, Pilkey, and his friends went on a walk. It fell over my eyes, and all I saw was eyes just staring at me. I screamed and RIPPED it, trying to pull it off. Pilkey and his friends bust out laughing. Now, I rarely wear beanies.
Least scared of:
4. Glasses
When I was little, I had a small head. Anything I put on my head would fall off or down, over my eyes. So, I had these glasses, and they strapped around my head so they wouldn't fall. When I was asleep, Pilkey switched my glasses with ones the looked like them, but had SCARY GPS SIGNALS INSIDE OF THE LENSES. So when I put them on, they would say "Go left, to death." And that would scare the shit out of me. So I dealed with it and ignored them. But, they once said "Continue left, until you reach your last breath, Javan." As soon as they said my name, I took them off, ripped the strap, snapped the glasses in half, and locked myself in my room, FOR A WEEK. Then, Pilkey gave me my real glasses back. I was so mad at him
5. Capes
I used to love superheroes. The only ones I knew wore capes. I was about 16 when this happened. I used to always wear a cape as well. So, I was watching a movie on one of the superheroes. Somehow, JASON (Pilkey's husband [at that time, boyfriend]) changed the ending to the movie, where the superhero was flying in front of a plane engine, and the cape got stuck in the engine, and the superhero went backwards into the engine, got cut up, and died. Blood and guts and shit like that was all over the engine. The same thing happened over and over, but with different scenarios and superheroes. Like going back inside a whirlpool, or a tornado, or something. I was watching the movie when I was at the airport. I took my cape off and threw it away. That was the last time I ever wore a cape.
So yeah, those are 5 things I'm scared of. *sighs* Fuck my life. Only one of them weren't because of Pilkey. Yay....
