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hi lmao I'm at my friends rn

let me tell u about Halloween night

so I was gonna go as Kyle from South Park but it sucke d so I pretended to be a homeless man

anywayss

yknow how I work at the kennels

well there's this really chubby dog that goes there every now and again and he has no neck but we were at this one house and this old man came out anD THE DOG FOLLOWED HIM OUT AND IT WAS T H E D O G AND I BEGAN YELLING "guys it's THE DOG!!"

and there was this woman with a baby and I told her I was a homeless MAN and she was like " M A N ?? " and once we left I said "how Christian was she??"

also everyone gave out tesco candy and twix like lmao y'all cheap

We stayed late so a woman dumped all her candy into our bags

also my friends sister is rlly hot

@ bb I mean nothing of it I still love you I swear

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