Airpaw: Welcome back, its number 4 now!
Darkpaw: Didn't we skip 2 and 3?
Airpaw: Whaaaaa, nooooooo
Darkpaw: *raises eyebrow because cats can do that*
Airpaw: Anyway, we are going to blow up Dawnpaw and Cloudpaw while there on a date!
Random red/orange Tom: *hisss*
Airpaw: Uhh, guards...
Guard cat #1: Should we take away this cat?
Airpaw: Yes please.
Guard cat #2: Will be done immediately sir
The Tom is dragged off
Darkpaw: Since when do we have guard cats?
Airpaw: Since #3 was destroyed of corse. Anyway, onto the death!! *jumps into random car* come on Darkpaw, we don't have all day!
Darkpaw: *grumbles reluctantly jumps in*
Airpaw: *Starts randomly driving around the forest* Weeeeee,
Darkpaw: I hope you know where your going!!
Airpaw: Nope! I'm totally lost!
Darkpaw: Ugg, fine *presses teleportation button*
The two again find themselves in ThunderClan camp, looking for Cloudpaw and Dawnpaw as usual.
Airpaw: Huh, ok. You go find Dawnpaw and tell her to meet on the shore, I'll go get Cloudpaw!
Darkpaw: Fine....
The two race off to find there respective targets. Both find there's within seconds and soon, Dawnpaw and Cloudpaw are races towards the shore to date.
Darkpaw: Ok, there little date, has started. You got the boom?
Airpaw: *holds up dynamite* Yup!
Darkpaw: Alright *hands Airpaw lighter* don't miss
Airpaw: I won't!
Airpaw lights the explosive, and tosses towards the two dating cat. Neither of them notice, almost all the fuse is gone but then it starts to rain.
Airpaw: Wait, WHAT
Darkpaw: *storms off*
Airpaw: *Gets struck by lightning
Another passage by Dawn
YOU ARE READING
I only wanna kill everyone!!
HumorOur lovely Airpaw is a ThunderClan apprentice who just wants to kill everyone. Not to bad right? Read as Airpaw and his wonderful assistant Darkpaw try to kill everyone and take over the forest!!
