Oh the cliches of drama

Gossip:The Black Plague

So heres the deal. Mike likes Sarah But Sarah likes Dylan and Dylan and Mike are best friends but then Emily likes Mike so she asks him out and he said no so he asked sarah out and she says yes but then dylan goes out with kylie and sarah is jealous but then emily asks out joey but joey likes kylie and Emily is best friends with kylie so a couple of paradoxes later and then boom all of them die.

Anyway, this is a different story. On a dark spoopy night except its day time because thats when school has lunch, a group of friends sitting at table 9 of their school cafeteria ate lunch. their school was called "The Academy of WutamIedooinwifmieliff," and it was a very odd school. At the table, their was Benjamin, Galinda, Wanda, Joseph, Wader, Emosity,Scoobert,Jella and Alca.

Benjamin is the strange but likeable in a disturbing way (friend?) and nobody seems to know why he likes fiji water and why he has so much backwash but there is something strange going on about him.he likes oranges for lunch because they actually double as a pretty good projectile that smells like citrus

Galinda is that girl that always takes the good slice of pizza in the box and then throws dirt in your eyes and she also likes to cartwheel alot? To be honest i dont know much about her and im the narrator. Also as a narrator I should probably come up with better analogies.

Wanda is the person that thinks that ketchup is good on ice cream. She will also steal Benjamins oranges and throw them back because why not i guess. Wanda does have pink hair, a wond, and a husband named cosmo but she is THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK GOOOOOLdFISH.

Joseph is like that fat person at a buffet, they will do anything to get more food on their plate because they wont give up. Joseph will attack you if you mess with him and he has a good Miranda Sings voice

Wader the grammar police that argues with you about everything but ends up making you not want to kill him by the end of the day so congrats for him?

Emosity is half emo, but has curiosity and likes to suck on pens that smell like cotton candy.She loves public speaking... said no-one ever. she is shyer than a naked mole rat with first day jitters. hehe thats a funny thought.

Scoobert is that one person that seems really enthusiastic but when they talk to you they seem like they want to kill you.In fact in another universe her name is actually Carsyn and she lieks to kill one person everyday. By the way i wont be covering the last sentence in any part of the story okay?

Jella likes... Idk shes a mystery hooooooooo scaryyy. Wow i really need to research the characters before i narrate like this.

And last but maybe least, Alca. She is literally the most gulliable person in exsistence. Shes a stingy birthday cake when it comes to sharing cheetos. she loves cheese.

Soooooooo... what will happen in the next chapter?Scary things.

This is your host signing off, but until next time... Mwahahahaha