Dumb Fox

Chapter 5: Admiral Bogo

At the Zootopia Police Department, a fox and a cheetah was having a nice chat, until both of them were interrupted abruptly by a gray fur buffalo, the main leader of the police officers, the chief Bogo, Nick knew the things could get complicated with this unpleasant mammal who had bullied Judy, luckily, the canid also knew exactly how to deal with dudes like him.

   "Good afternoon, officer Sitting Bull" Nick greeted him cynically.

   "Sonova b... chief Bogo for you!" the huge buffalo replied him very mad.

   "Oh my bad, Major Bogo, nice to meet you again, I'm Nick Wilde." said the fox teasing him.

   "Chief...!" the big mammal tried to not fly off the handle with the vulpine "Chief Bogo. And yes Mr. Wilde, unfortunately, I already have known your name, officer Hopps doesn't shut up to talk about 'the amazing super fox who helped her to crack up the case'." he imitated mockingly Judy's voice "Clawhauser! What's HE doing here?"

   "S-s-sir, Mr. Wilde just wanted to..." he looked at Nick has made a paw gesture to shutting him up "... wanted to know if officer Hopps has already come back from her patrol."

   "Clawhauser, you know very well we couldn't give sensitive information to any mammal, especially if they're are..."

   "Come on Captain Bogo, just spill it." Nick cut him off "criminals, con artists, liars, blackmailers... foxes..."

   "Chief Bogo for you! And I was about to said civilians. It's not allowed to share personal information of police members. We can't expose our partners' life to anyone. I'm sorry to have wasted your time Mr. Wilde, but here you won't find what are you looking for."

   "Feh, you're right. Why did I think coming to ask help at the ZPD in the first place? If they couldn't find 14 missing mammals. Why did I think they could help me to find a single one?" Nick said sarcastically.

   "Listen to me, fox!" Chief Bogo replied him furiously while he was yelling in his face "What Hopps and you made was just luck. I made the whole freaking department and my best guys looking for them and we found nothing, even if you found them first, this was nothing but just a stroke of..."

   "Luck? Nah, it was more like a miracle to me." answered Nick confronting him with determination "You send a novice officer to make a professional detective job, forcing her to find a lost mammal in less the time you didn't find nothing. Not info, not proper equipment, not help from anyone. Whether you want to admit or not, Commander Bogo, luck, skill, miracle, instinct, officer Carr... errr... Hopps made her job, like a real fuzz."

   "Chief Bogo!"

   "Is it everything you could say, huh? Good, I think I'll keep searching real cops for my own." Nick turned and walked away from the two officers "See ya officer Clawhauser. Goodbye, Sergeant Bogo. Nice to meet you."

   Chief Bogo banged his fist on the desk while he was seeing a fox get out the place from the main door.

   "Curse you Wilde! You think you know everything? If I wasn't in uniform, I'd take a swing at..."

   The big buffalo clenched his fist impotently, took a deep breath in order to calm down and turned back to the station receptionist.

   "Clawhauser!"

   "Yipp! Yes Sir?"

   "I need you to locate officer Delgato. If he isn't dealing with a savage mammal menace, tell him to stop doing whatever he's doing now and go to see me at my office as soon as possible. Got it Clawhauser?"

   "R-roger big cheese... err.. I mean... Anything else sir?"

   "Yeah..." He said calmly "If you'll see that fox again, get him out here. If he refuse, call me immediately and I'll take care of him personally. Understood?"