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JimJam: Just talked to Yoongi. I think he's coming to crash your party, Peri.

Kookie: Sorry, Noona. I tried to talk to him, I know it isn't what he thinks.

Your Hope: SOSOSOSOSOS I ALMOST LOST MY LIFE FOR HER AND TAEHYUNG JUST TOLD HIM.

Your Hope: AND ALL HE SAID WAS "SHE'S WITH THAT WHITE GUY, PLEASE SPARE MY BABIES."

Your Hope: OVER SOME FREAKING CHEETOS

Your Hope: BANNED

TaeTae: HR WAS GONNA TAKE THEM AND SPIT IN THEM AND MAKE ME EAT THEM, OKAYt?! WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!

JimJam: ......yo big ass...

Kookie: Why are you guys such easy targets for him? He's literally Jimin's height.

TaeTae: The smallest bodies contain the most vital asset to create evil, that's why there's so many Horror movies about kids being used as vessels for demons.

Your Hope: .....wth are you on? What are you watching in there?

JimJam: PAUSE, HoSeok's flubber spine ass be dodging his every attack, wtf is he complaining about?

TaeTae: You should've been there, Jimin. He caught him when he was getting out of the shower and grabbed his towel (which was securely wrapped around his dainty breasts) and said some stuff about Bliijijjijjjjnxjdknkjjkkl jnnnnmmnnnnnnnnn

Peri: uuuuuhh

Kookie: Hobie just stuffed Taehyung into the futon. ._.

Your Hope: Got tired of his shit, he was laughing a little too hard.

Your Hope: Not anymore. R.I.P Kim Taehyung.

JimJam: He lived a lil bitch life and died a lil bitch death.

Peri: I'm just gonna call Yoongi, you guys are retarded.

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