Does it Have to Make Sense?

KanaDream

The Following is a ReaderXGuys. Hiroki is AU from Macaroni Goddess. Hades and Feli are from anime. No. I don't know what I'm doing with my life, and I don't know why I'm posting something I wrote years ago.

Hiroki was in love with a girl but not just any girl. You. Yes, you. The reader. Woot woot. He loved you to death. You were totally in love with him also, so, since you two are in love love all the time, he decided he would marry your butt.

You lucky duck you.

He brought your cute patoot out on his yacht so that he could propose in proper fashion. He waited for the sun to start to set before he knelt down on one torn jean pant leg and looked into your [insert eye color] eyes.

"I love you, [your name], so much. Will you marry me and forever clean up my beer messes as long as I clean up yours?"

You gasp. This day has finally arrived! "Yes! Of course, Hiroki! I love you to death!" You wrap your girly girl arms around his manly man neck and squeeze. He picks you up and swings you around. This is the most happiest day of both of your lives. Well, aside from the wedding day that is.

The wedding bells are ringing and ringing and the neighbors are getting agitated, why didn't they move somewhere farther away from the church? They really could have spent those extra $20 and gotten an apartment without all this racket. But they didn't. Stinks for them. You're happy and they aren't. Why? Because you married a pretty millionaire who owns a yacht and is taking you on a three month honeymoon where you'll drink and eat and do honeymoon stuff that's only okay after marriage on a honeymoon with responsibility in tact and stuff. And they are not doing any of that.

You both are starting in Hawaii because it sounds like Kawaii and that's Japanese for cute which is what you both are when you stand next to each other.

After a month of summer and swimming and swimsuit selfies, Hiroki's private jet will be shipping you both to Australia where koala bears and cuddles will be forever friends. You'll make too many memories with your hub and fuzzy company that you'll cry when you leave. Hiroki will kiss your sweet little lips and tell you that you both can return whenever you feel like it because he's so rich he uses tens as toilet paper.

You sniffle and ask him if he means it, of course he does, so you both decide a three month honeymoon is too short and spend an extra month in Australia. Then you both go to Paris where the height of love is super high forevers. It's so magical there that you reach the epitome of your relationship.

After of which you try to regain the love you both once had by settling down in Italy.

Some of you settled down more than others and Hiroki cheats on you with a cute Italian girl. You of course divorce him and rake in all that alimony, after all, the world hates rich boys who cheat on their wives.

You aren't really heartbroken as you sit in the yacht you scrapped off your old hub's idiot settlement. The world is still fresh and new. All the life ahead of you seems so bright and beautiful... and then you saw him. He was a really cute and poor painter. Brown hair, big round eyes. He was perfect.

You approached him only to find he was painting you. He is very embarrassed that you found him out, but you assure him that you don't mind and may have whispered something about being a French girl and his need to paint you as such.

The meeting was perfecter than perfect. It isn't long until you are swearing your undying love, and he is carrying you into a horse drawn boat to take you to your honeymoon suite in Sicily. You, being rich, decide that you both are going to relax and paint for a good long time in Sicily (since you bought it). Feliciano quits his plumber job and you both are happily together. Each day is filled with [all your favorite things] and sweet loving moments with your handsome husband who would never cheat on you since you bought the island you both live on and have made it illegal, punishable by death.

You are exceedingly happy... until the assassination.

Yes, you were assassinated. It's really very sad. Feli cried a lot. Being the ruler of Sicily was not happy go lucky for the old ruler so you got assassinated.

You end up in the Underworld wiping sleep from your eyes (or maybe tears, you did like that Feli character). When will your life be calm and happy indefinitely? Answer: never. You're dead now.

The fact that you are no longer rich sinks in and you begin to cry. This attracts the most handsome man you have ever seen. Hades-sama. With a single look into one another's eyes, you know that you were made for each other. He brings you out of the river Styx and proposes that you be his queen and rule the Underworld with him for ever.

Persepina is not amused. But Demetra is glad to have her daughter back for the full year.

Fall and Winter become non existent seasons and many people are angry and many are happy. No one really cares about the living, though, they can deal with whatever.

You and Hades-sama are very happy together, and like the great river of death, your love never runs dry.

The end.