Happy Bonfire Night! (Idek if people say that but whatever....) I can hear the fireworks outside! Going to Pizza Hut in a few mins.. 😋💖
You'd be in good shape if you ran as fast as your mouth
Having a tan is attractive, having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't 😂😂 (harshhh)
"Mom, stop you aren't funny, you never make jokes!" "I made you"
I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse 😂
Hey! Before you go, if you want, you can comment a comeback of your own and I will use it and give you credit 👍🏼😊. Bye and have a great dayyy ❤️👍🏼
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Big Book of Sass
RandomThis is a book of all things sassy! I really wanted to make one because sass is just so funny, by the way none of these belong to me! Anyway enjoy, and if you're ever stuck on what to say back to someone, you know where to look! ☺️😂👍🏽
