I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
The zoo called. They're wondering how you got out of your cage.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Quick! Check your face! I just found your nose in my business.
I've been called worse by better.
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Big Book of Sass
RandomThis is a book of all things sassy! I really wanted to make one because sass is just so funny, by the way none of these belong to me! Anyway enjoy, and if you're ever stuck on what to say back to someone, you know where to look! ☺️😂👍🏽
