F R I E N D F I C T I O N S

CHAPTER:THRICE

EMILY AND YOUNG K(AKA KAM THE HAM, AKA KAMRYN, AKA KAM)

Party rockers in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time,
And we gon make you lose your mind
We just wanna see you

Shake that.

The music in the club was pounding so hard that Emily's ears drums were rattling, she could feel the pulse of the music through the floor and it almost made her want to dance to the stupid music that blasted from the speakers.
Usually she would be bouncing around and grinding to the beat with all her her friends, twerking on anything that had a pulse,  but this day was a day to drown her sorrows not dance. Collin had left her, for another hamster, at least that's what her mom told her but she thinks that he probably just got hit by a semi on the street. Her friends dragged her out of her house at 4 to get her ready for a "night of fun" as they call it, but so far it's been a night of sweaty bodies, and frisky men.
" I have to get out of here" she mumbled to herself as she pushed away the second mid 50 year old man that asked to be her sugar daddy after fondling her chicken like breasts.
"BUT WAIT BABE," he said desperately trying to get her back to his side, he could just imagine all the dirty things he could make her do. He had a French maid costume at home for himself and he knows exactly how many ways you can use a feather duster in sexual practices.
He grabbed her arm and she turned around to yell at him when he placed his spittle covered mouth firmly against hers forcing his space worm like tongue down her food tube.
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DUDE GET A CLUE" she yelled then gave him a swift kick to the butt which he found so hot he got an immediate boner. Prior to coming to the club he had taken about half a bottle of Viagra so his boner was extremely painful and he immediately wanted release.
Emily looked down and saw the cause if his pain and he gave her a hopeful look at which made her shake her head and walk away.
Emily walked around for about half an hour looking for her friend Jordyn. Jordyn was her best pal in the entire world... I mean who wouldn't want to be her pal? She was smart, nice,funny,talented, and she always smelled like French fries.
She was looking other friend kam who was not nearly as fabtabulous as Jordyn, but for some reason that made Emily want her even more. She found her less intimidating then Jordyn because she was practically flawless.
"kam, where are you?" She muttered to herself. She was cold and all she was wearing was a skimpy dress that  didn't even go all the way down to her ankles, she felt absoufuckinglutely scandalous.
She finally spotted the girl she had been looking for all night, and what she saw broke her heart. It was Kam in the darkest booth in the corner with the creepy guy who hit on her. And the way they were going at it would put a porn star to shame.
With tears in her eyes she took off her loafers and ran stopping to get a hotdog because she loves her meat, and another time because she accidentally got herself electrocuted. As soon as her foot hit the water that was touching a chord, she passed out into a deep slumber. And dreamt of what it would be like to be with kam....

Authors note:

Listen kiddos, this story is kind of an inside joke with the kids at my school....it's not meant to be a serious thing.... So please if you don't like it then don't , I repeat DON'T, read it. DO NOT SEND ME HATE I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND HAVE PAGAN RITUALS IN YOUR BATHTUB AND I WILL SACRIFICE YOUR TEETH TO THE GODS AFTER I PULL THEM ALL OUT ONE BY ONE.