F R I E N D F I C T I O N S

A-a-ron and Anand

Authors note: This has nothing to do with my previous fiction involving homie Bryn, daddy Anand, and BadBitchBrit. Assron has a fat crush on Anand and wants to prove his love through literature, homoerotic beauty as the critiques are calling it. I'm J****n and welcome to my ted talk.

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This was the day, the biggest day of Assron's entire life. No day of his uneventful, mundane life would ever equate to this day and that's why he woke up with tears in his eyes. He looked to the other side of the bed and saw his Daddy on the other side of the bed sleeping peacefully with a dribble of spit hanging from the corner of his mouth.  

He saw Anand slowly stirring awake so he quickly lay back down and pretended to sleep. 

" So beautiful" Anand whispered before he lay his head on Assron's chest and closed his eyes again. Assron was in absolute bliss, he was laying in bed on an early Saturday morning with the love of his life and later today he was getting married to the man of his dreams, that was the last thing he thought about before easing back into the bed and falling asleep.

At 10:30 am the alarm clock went off and per usual Anand had to wake up stupid ass Assron because he's absolutely thick in the head and is physically incapable of waking up when he's in a deep sleep, he was #shlumped. 

After waking up and getting ready for the big day they drove over to the small casino where they planned on getting married. At first, they planned a big wedding filled with friends and family but then realized that they're two broke gay bois and they needed to save that money so they could have an amazing honeymoon.

They walked up to the podium and began the process of their elopement. The officiant was a scrawny man with salt and pepper hair,high cheekbones and full eyebrows, he would even be considered handsome but as soon as he began talking both Assron and Anand began to gag. Never had they been met with such an intense case of halitosis, his breath reeked of onions, and stale peanut butter, the only thing that was comparable to it would be tonsil stones that fermented in year-old guava juice and was then were baked inside the bowels of a skunk. 

The looked at each other and stared into each other's eyes before deciding that finally being married couldn't wait, no matter how much the scrawny man's breath smelled like death itself, they knew that today was the day and nothing would stop them. 

The Officiant went through the entire process before finally coming to the vows where Anand went on a tearful tangent regarding all over his and Assron's exploits over the years and Assron sniffled and tried to hold in his tears as the man he loved profused his undying devotion to him through sickness and health, thick and thin. They were finally connected in a way that for some people regard as important, even though it originates from sexism and ownership over another person and the government eventually began to use as another way to invalidate people who didn't fit their perfect, Christian, heterosexual "norm." 

The honeymoon of Assron's dream was fairly simple, all he wanted was to go to a nice hotel and whip out the little American tourist costume he knew Anand loved so much, fully equipped with crotchless underwear, a Hawaiian print button-up, and a bucket hat. 

Anand had other plans, he wanted something elaborate since they were missing out on an amazing wedding, he wanted Eiffel towers and swimming with dolphins and Egyptian pyramids, and Assron wanted to provide Anand with the honeymoon of his homoerotic dreams.

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