F R I E N D F I C T I O N S

Cheeky Queens

Anand liked people watching, he liked to watch Macy Anderson trip over the crack in the sidewalk. He liked watching Mr.Pierson stick his index finger up his nose and rattle around if for a solid minute before glancing around and hastily wiping it on another one of his infamous puke green sweater vests.

He loved watching Dylan Smith pick the wedgie out of her purple soccer shorts and he liked watching Jaxon Emery accidentally spill a purple drink all over Ethan Kanes famous pleather jacket( we don't harm animals for fashion in this fandom homies).

What he didn't expect is for other people to be paying attention to him.

After a long day of school, Anand began walking home when he felt a rumble in his tummy that was definitely the byproduct of the 16 tacos and 5 burritos he crammed down his unusually wide mouth during lunch. he started to briskly walk home as he felt the fiesta in his intestines get wilder and clenched his buttcheeks to keep the story consequences of eating so much food in his bowels.

snap

Anand quickly turned his head back when he heard the sound of a twig snapping, but when he looked back nobody was there.

" What the hell?" he mumbled to himself as he turned his brisk walk into a fast-paced gallop. He could feel the dastardly diahrrea releasing itself from his rectum and was still much too far from his house.

He heard the sound of footsteps behind him again and turned around only to see the bushes rustling, but he decided there was no time for whatever tomfoolery was going o. If he was going to be kidnapped he'd rather have emptied his bowels then have it accidentally slip out. His house was still at last half a mile away so he took a quick glance across the road and decided to make a pit stop in the shrubbery. He hastily pulled his shorts and panties down and sighed when he felt a waterfall of feces flow out of him.

His eyes snapped open when he heard footsteps approaching and the sound of leaves and twigs crunching together.

Suddenly a girl of about his age appeared. She was about 4'3 so she was only a few inches taller than Anand and she had her hair pulled up messily into a scrunchie that was an obnoxious shade of orange, with little pieces of dirty blonde hair flowing around her face. Her pink lips were puckered into a small pout and her hand, which was surprisingly large, rested on her jutted out hip.

"oh no," he thought aloud. oh, gods no thought Anand as his face began to rapidly pale then just as quickly turned an alarming shade of red.

" B-Bryn, what are you doing here, are you following me?" he said as he scrambled to pull up his shorts. This was beyond embarrassing, Brynn was the girl of his dreams and was often the leading lady in his girl on sheep fantasies.

" That's not important sweetums, it looks like you have more pressing matters, you didn't even wipe yourself, you can come back to my place," she said and batted her almost comically long eyelashes down at him. He knew that his recent defecation would result in a crusted and inflamed butthole without proper wiping.

He didn't want really want to go to Bryn's house to wipe himself but seeing the lustful look in her eyes he went against logic and agreed to go with her.

Anand's underwear was a slippery mess and he had to waddle to feel any sort of comfort, he tried walking on the opposite side of the sidewalk as Bryn in fear that she could smell him but she insisted on shuffling closer and closer to him until they were bumping hands with each step.

They arrived at her house within minutes, and he realized that she only lived about a block away from him.

When they got inside an Indian woman, that was somehow even shorter than Anand greeted them with a stern look on her face.