Jamie 1|"*in the distant but slowly makes way closer and closer to mic* IZZZYYYYYYYYY- IZZZYYYYYYYY- YOU'RE MY PIZZA ROLL!"
Luka 2|"Muscles are natural, like more natural than working out." Another person thas not really "in our friend group" but he one of ma good friends so he maked it here
Izzy 3|"YOU EVIL NUGGET!"
Izzy 4|"Nigger sounds like a snicker mishap." THIS IS NOT TO OFFEND ANYONE- IF YOU'RE TRIGGERED THEN OKI
Jamie 5|"WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND MAKING ALL THESE OLD FRIENDS?"
Jamie 6|"Izzy I'm deaf and sick, fight me."
Ugh Ian 7|"poor weiners"
Jamie 7|"*rapping* *mom walks in* WHAAAAAAAT?"
Nullify 8|"Put it in the fuck box."
Izzy 9|"I sexually identify as pumpkin scissors."
Sara 10|"Oh my gosh i found a black box does it have black people in it?"
Jamie 11|"Why did condoms pop up, okay."
Jamie 12|"She wasn't lying, they do have dorito heads."
Izzy 13|"I just imagine like a bunch of Japanese people circling around Caly chanting, "One of us, One of us" while swallowing her into their arms"
KitKat 14|"Jax, why does your penis keep disappearing?"
Caly 15|"She's from a store that you bought her grom"
KitKat 16| "The young boys at your school.. need some Jesus.. and some milk."
KitKat 17|"No, it sounds like it's a place where 5 year olds write lemons." (She was talking about Wattpad lmao)
Ella 18|"It's just there."
KitKat 19|"Well. Isn't that just gay as fuck?"
KitKat 20|"One of these things is not like the other. Ella needs some milk."
Jamie 21|"OH GOD IZZY! MY SOCKS ARE WET, OH GOD IM WET, IZZY."
Ashlynn 22|"But he keeps licking me and I enjoy it." I'm not even gonna tell you what she was talking about, I'll let your minds wander
Jamie 23|"TOKYO YOU SHOULD LIKE ASS ME BACK"
Izzy 24|"Jax gets an unnatural amount of shade and this is why he's so pale he looks female"
Jamie 25|"I have angry cheerleader hair."
Oli 26|"AH-EEEH, WHAT IS UP MY BUTT?"
Jamie 27|" 'This is the happiest moment of my entire life'- yes because I stuck my face into your plot."
KiKat 28|"I just jumped and shit all over the place, okay."
Jamie 29|"i figured it'd be like diabetes lovers- DIABETES LOVERS- IM FUCKING DEAD" Okay before anyone is like ohmygod I'm fucking triggered you just made fun of people with Diabetes you little fucker, no she meant to say Diabolik Lovers, calm yo shit
Layla 30|"HOTTO DOGGOOO"
Ya this is it for this chapta
GOODBAI
*listens to weird idubzz remixes*
YOU ARE READING
-=-Friend Quote Book!-=-
RandomThis is a book full of stupid and hilarious things me and my friends say sometimes when we're just talking to eachother, I've been meaning to make this for while now! I am really excited to put out the first chapter and all the chapters after that...
