Calypso 1| "Annie: *points to guy* GROSS Your BOOBS are poking out!"
Calypso 2| "Lick those, LOL THEYRE JUST APPLES, He doesn't have boobs"
Calypso 3| "I'll do everything and anything but Ian"
Calypso 4| "Jamie so professional on her insta- Then there's Izzy stapling a ziploc bag on a tree"
Calypso 5| "IM COMING MS. I can't pronounce you last name"
Calypso 6|"I want a filter to give me boobs like those- if you just look at it- and realize how desperate those boobs are- It's so funny"
Calypso 7|"Izzy I'll spAm Apple boobs if you don't stop"
Calypso 8|"ew who wants to eat a guy who touches balls to trap animals"
Calypso 9|"More like- Herbitchy"
Calypso 10|"Yona of the Dawn- Bitch- Don't forget it- Or I'll wipe your ass with IANS dead body"
Oh please no ;-;
Calypso 11|"Hanskjzkzzjzi- XhhazbiznShzk- Zhahjxjbsshah- Smol been"
Calypso 12|"Dammit Izzy- I've said it so many times- YONA OF THE FUCKING SKIMPY ASS DAWN"
Calypso1 3|"Fuck- I'm starving- Jk I'm a loaded potato"
Oh we all know that Caly ;)
Calypso 14|"TAHT BOTCH IAN- He removed me from followers- LOL- I love it- So much Annie"
Mood swings much? XDDD
Jamie 15|"the hell are bishi babies?"
Jamie 16| She quoted Annie so Imma try my best to make this look not weird: "'When she was 11 or 12 she was 9 feet and 11 inches' what kind of human- is 9 feet and 11 inches- when they're 11 or 12- like Annie pls elaborate on your unnaturally tall sibling"
Izzy 17|"Can I please be taller than the pancakes?"
Annabeth 18|"Izzy please stop sending pictures of hot men."
Ugh Ian 19|"In a world- Where we shoot each other up with lazer guns- and beat eachother up with swords/lightsabers- Aka A REALLY FUN SERVER"
Izzy 20|"EYYYY WAZZUP MY BITCHES? DID YOU MISS ME?"
Jamie 21|"IM MAKING A FUCKING SIGN- RTI makes me wanna commit subooku"
Calypso 22|"He's the reason I'm Asian HE MADE ME BLINDDD"
Izzy 23|"stop getting porno jobs- porno star of the year"
Garnet 24|"I screamed once and almost killed my friends"
Calypso 25|"Ian you- Nub"
Izzy 26|"his screwing is all wrong ;) ;)"
Calypso 27|"FUCKA YOOU IAN SUCK A ROCK- and a dick- while you're at it"
Izzy 28|"KYOYAS, KYOYAS WAKE UP AT 8:00(am)!"
Calypso 29|"Don't let kale bite- JAKE**"
Annabeth 30| Had to explain to her that it was thirtieth quote not thirtieth chapter XDDD :"I'M GOING TO LEAVE WHILE I STILL HAVE MY EYE"
Jamie 31|"I can hear the theme song from here- I just hear- TO TRAIN THEM- IS MY CAUSE- POKEMON- GOTTA CATCH EM ALL- I KNOW ITS MY DESTINY- POKEMON- GOTTA CATCH EM ALL- YOURE MY BEST FRIEND- K WATCH BB IZZ WIZZ" That was long but funny so, bitch laugh o-o
Izzy 32|"wtf is up with this bitch- he just tore his maid's eye out- what the actual hell"
Izzy 33|"oml I already know imma hate this kid- and why the hell does he have fucking high heels- that go up to his thighs"
Annabeth 34|"Izzy i have some hope for you- My sistter is very very very VERY tall- and she said- When she was 11 or 12 she was 9 feet and 11 inches"
Izzy 35|"-3- IM NOT SHORT AS THE BOTTOM OF THE PANCAKE STACK ;-;"
Annabeth 36|"GOD DANG IT IZZY I DIDNT SAY THAT- BUT IM SAYING YOU MIGHT GROW VERY VERY TALL" Then I respond as: ".-. You were thinking it"
Annabeth 37|"No I was thinking you could sit on a penny and still not have your feet touch the ground- JK- But YEAH"
Calypso 38|"'Penis Penis'- From Michelle- And the moaning from my friend Doris LOL"
Annabeth 39|"TWINS?- I DON'T BELIEVE THESE LIES- Are those freckles?-'Did you miss the part where I said I was going to CHARGE you?'"
Izzy 40|"we all know you did- just like we all know you do porno- stop looking at porn"
I hope you all enjoyed reading all these weird things we all say when we're on skype or even just talking to each other, some are really fucked up, so I hope you enjoyed :D
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-=-Friend Quote Book!-=-
AléatoireThis is a book full of stupid and hilarious things me and my friends say sometimes when we're just talking to eachother, I've been meaning to make this for while now! I am really excited to put out the first chapter and all the chapters after that...
