Jamie 1| "Kadie shush I'm asmr'ing"
Dani 2| "Get concon to do Tokyo."
Jamie 3|"*offended* I'M NOT TAKIN OFF MY PANTS!"
Izzy 4|"jamie you're just mad bc your eye bags are bigger than your boyfriend's dick"
Jamie 4|"Izzy I don't think it's gonna fit. SHOVE! aGH! *continues to make moaning noises like that*"
Kit Kat 5|"For 10 cents a day, you can help cats with autism."
Izzy 6|"Cat what are you doing you have autism"
Kit Kat 7|"If you like it then you shove it up their anus, if you like it then you shove it up their anus, if you like it then you shove it up their anus. They'll be mad if you shove it up their anus."
Nullify 8|"Pokemon are told apart by vaginas and dicks."
Jamie 9|"Basically, what your job is as a voice actor is to rape people with your voice. You either make them cry, make them laugh to the point their stomach hurts, or make them extremely uncomfortable. That's your job. As a voice actor."
Jax 10|"Kappa. Instead of sleeping you were making love to Bananas and Lamps in your sleep the reason you were moaning. "
Jax 11|"Dad. Stop making love to your Markiplier body pillow."
Kappa 12|"Stop it Oli you're gonna break the bed!!!"
Jax 13|"Kappa.Stop fucking your body pillow of Jungkook in your sleep."
Izzy 14|"Who died? Oh Tokyo died. That's okay."
Edy 15|"Creamer like, he looks like he would be in tentacle porn."
Edy 16|"i do everything on the inside."
Kappa 17|"Stop it Oli you're gonna break the bed!!!"
Jamie 18|"HOWL'S MOVING PENIS"
Izzy 19|"NO PENIS NO LIFE."
Nullify 20|"It's called...Hair AIDs."
Nullify 21|"Mr. Snuffle-A- pa-goose!"
Myk 22|"I'd fuck the cover. I'd fuck it real good."
Edy 23|"The hap is fuckening"
Nullify 24|"You are no match for me and my shits."
Jamie 25|"MI HERMANO ES UN LIBRO"
Jamie 26|"UGHHH, KAPPA. CUM FOR MEEEE."
Jamie 27|"I'LL BE RIGHT BACK I NEED TO tiNKLE."
Izzy 28|"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)c=====3( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Jamie 29|"Okay why is Jin on my head. I'm shook."
CDaddy 30|"lemos oh boy great topic"
IM WHEEZING
YOU ARE READING
-=-Friend Quote Book!-=-
RandomThis is a book full of stupid and hilarious things me and my friends say sometimes when we're just talking to eachother, I've been meaning to make this for while now! I am really excited to put out the first chapter and all the chapters after that...