As the team gets comfortable on Lucy's couch, 'and they get comfortable on my couch, MY COUCH!' Lucy thinks. Then Lucy puts the show, but before it starts, it shows a ruleset for the battle
Death battle rules: #1 Combatants possess no non-canon knowledge of each other
#2 to ensure a fair fight, character personality restraints from killing are ignored
#3 all other traits & tactics are not ignored and are largely attempted to be represented faithfully
#4 research source prerequisites are generally determined equally unless specified
"And that means, what, exactly?" Natsu asks. "It means that they will do every research and no biased reasons." Grey answers. "Let's see our first two combatants of the night!!" Happy yells in excitement. Meanwhile outside Lucy's window, Juvia is stalking Grey, again and was watching the show they were watching. She also kinda heard everything. "If it helps the poor man, I too shall watch this show."
After the Netflix commercial happened in the beginning, the death battle theme happened, the team (and Juvia) sees the theme in awe. There were spikes everywhere on the ground, with chains hanging from the ceiling. And there was blood everywhere! But the most eye catching of all was the words Death Battle
Wiz: the bounty hunter, galactic pirates of living beings!
Boomstick: they blow shit up for cash!
"Are you sure that's not Natsu?" Erza asks. "Hey!" Natsu snaps. "That's actually pretty accurate." Happy agrees. Natsu just drops it and continues watching
Wiz: A prime example is Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy
Boomstick: and don't forget Samus Aran, she's so badass a whole planet's explode when she's done with em! BOOM!
"Yep, that almost sounds like Natsu, he may probably blow up a planet." Grey replies. Natsu then starts butting heads with Grey. "YOU WANNA GO ICE BRAIN?!" "I'LL TAKE YOU ON ANYDAY!" But before the destruction of Lucy's house, Erza just stops them. "That's enough. We are here to watch the show, not destroy Lucy's house." "THANK YOU!" Lucy yells, then Carla gets annoyed by this. "Can we please move on with the show?"
"It's fine, my prince, you will be the winner in my heart." Juvia says out loud, somehow no one heard her
Wiz: I'm Wizard
Boomstick: and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills of these 2 beastly killers and answer the most important question of all: which of these 2 warriors would win... a Death Battle?
The first character looked like a spaceman with a T-shaped visor on his helmet. He wears an unusual armor and has a cylinder shaped laser gun.
Wiz: Boba Fett is well known for his cunning, ruthlessness, and brute force. But his killer instinct relies on his diverse arsenal of death.
Boomstick: Plus, he wears the most badass spacesuit ever.
"Hey Lucy, I think you should wear that armor, or at least the helmet, just in case you smile. Because it's creepy." Happy yells Lucy. "Shut up, you stupid cat!"
Wiz: That's no ordinary spacesuit, Boomstick; that's Fett's Mandalorian Armor, forged of nearly indestructible Duraplast, containing a micro-energy field for dispersing impacts.
Mandalorian Body Armor:
Nearly indestructible
Micro energy field
Penetrating radar
Protection from fire, poison, acid, cold
Retractable drinking straw (the team finds that pretty funny)
Boomstick: This guy can have a freaking bomb blow up in his face and still walk away.
"Wow, I gotta admit, that's pretty impressive, I wonder how it will taste like." Gajeel comments. Then he thinks about chewing the Mandalorian Armor, having his strength to grow. "Yes it is quite impressive. The fact how you can walk away after a bomb blows up in your face. Would be nice to have that armor, how well would it help me?" Erza inquires.
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Fairy tail reacts to Death Battle
Fanfiction(I know that there are some Fairy Tail reacts to Death Battle, but they're either wrong death battles or fan made death battles) So, Natsu and Happy have broken into Lucy's house, again, but with Grey, Gajeel, Pantherlily, Erza, Wendy and Carla (and...
