Akuma vs Shang Tsung

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Lucy goes and puts the next dvd. It was on Akuma vs Shang Tsung. "All right, our next combatants for the night!" Natsu exclaims. "Aye sir!" Happy agrees. "Uhhh, how long are you going to hold me?" Grey asks. "Until we finish the first 5 death battles!" Juvia giggles. "THATS SO CREEPY!!" Grey shouts. "She looves him." Happy teases. "WATCH IT OR ILL PUNCH YOUR FACE IN, CAT!" Grey yells.

The show starts the death battle theme plays and then it shows some fighting games.

Wiz: Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat. Kings of the fighting genre. And every good fighter needs awesome villians.

"And we deal with Gajeel and Juvia!" Natsu exclaims. "Shut your trap, salamander!" Gajeel rages.

Boomstick: Like Akuma, the ultimate badass of martial arts.

Wiz: And Shang Tsung, the sorcerous vanguard of doom.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And, it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find who would win a Death Battle.

The first combatant is a man with glowing red eyes and a huge necklace, like the size of peaches.

Akuma

Wiz: Akuma, master of The Fist. Known as Gouki in Japan, he is a living weapon, ten times stronger than nearly every other Street Fighter.

Boomstick: Plus, he looks friggin' awesome, I totally want me some red, glowing eyes.

"Me too, I wanna intimidate my enemies!" Natsu exclaims again. "You already have that when you get angry." Lucy sweat drops.

Gou Hadoken:
Total control
Can fire multiple at once (reminds Erza of her heaven's wheel)
Shinku-Hadoken
Can be charged
Usable in midair (a lot of wizards can do that)
[Zanku Hadoken]

Wiz: Akuma has dozens of powerful special attacks including the Gou Hadoken. a powerful blast with precision control. He can even use the almighty Shinku-Hadoken, which is, basically, a giant fireball of death.

Boomstick: Man, if I ever fire a Hadoken in real life, I'mma die happy.

"I wonder, would Natsu be able to eat that?" Wendy ponders. "Probably, if it's a giant fireball." Natsu replies. "I feel like Akuma will really kill Natsu instead of him eating it." Gajeel says. "Shut up, you iron heart!" "Fire brain!" "Metal head!" Erza then stops them by glaring at them.

Special moves and attacks:
Gou Shoryuken
"Dragon Fist" (Natsu likes that)
"Air slashing"
Hurricane kick
Teleport
Hyakki Shuu
"Demon flip"

Wiz: Akuma also uses the Shoryuken uppercut, a teleport ability, a swift multi-striking hurricane kick, and the Hyakkishu, A.K.A the Demon Flip.

Boomstick: Also, Akuma's got tons of different Super Arts, but two really stand out. First there's the "Kongo...Kokuretsu Za... how do you say that?

Wiz: No idea.

Super arts:
Shinku-Hadoken
Kongo Kokuretsu Zan
Shun Goku Satsu
"The raging demon" (sounds very threatening)
Literally translate to "instant hell murder" (my point exactly)

"They seem to be a bit lazy to this." Carla says.

Boomstick: Well, I'm pretty sure that's Japanese for "Fuck You Up!" 'Cause basically, Akuma punches the ground and things explode.

Announcer: K.O.

When Akuma punched the ground,  a man in white started flying. "Impressive, it would be interesting to do such a thing." Erza comments.

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