Fairy tail reacts to Death Battle

Goomba vs Koopa

"Ok, let's go for this one over with." Natsu says in boredom. "I feel like it's gonna suck." Happy says. "Well, maybe it will change your mind after it. Who knows?" Lucy says as she places the disk in.

The death battle theme plays, then it shows some short, chubby man running through the course.

Wiz: The Mushroom Kingdom is a world that houses many strange and interesting creatures, like the Goomba, a walking brown mushroom with fangs.

Boomstick: And the Koopa, that stupid turtle who always gets himself killed.

"Well, this may be interesting." Gajeel says unimpressed.

Wiz: Every video game has its share of basic endless common enemies, and you can't get anymore common than these two.

Boomstick: But which is the best of the worst? He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Goomba

The first character seems to be a, well, a brown mushroom with eyes and a mouth with fangs.

Wiz: The Goomba's used to be steadfast allies of the Mushroom Kingdom. After years of oppression due to their low intelligence and short stature, they betrayed their own mushroom brethren and became the backbone of Bowser's vast army.

Boomstick: The Goomba's main combat strategy is just to walk directly into its opponents. While this isn't the smartest thing to do, it takes some real "spores" if you know what I'm sayin'.

This reminded Gray, Happy, Lucy and Natsu of the time the boys ate some mushrooms and got mushrooms on their heads. "Yeah that would make you think twice about eating mushrooms." Lucy tells them.

Boomstick: Plus, they also have these vampire fangs, but they don't ever seem to use them, and... thinking about it, why does a mushroom even have a mouth?

"That's almost a good question, just, WHAT, is that thing?!" Carla asks.

Wiz: When available, the Goomba will use the green Goomba's Shoe to get the jump on its foes, easily able to hop over twelve feet in the air.

"That actually looks like the kind of shoes Jet would wear." Lucy says. "Aye." Happy agrees.

Wiz: The Goomba can also sprout wings becoming Paragoomba's, capable of barely sustained flight.

"No way! That thing can actually fly?!" Gajeel yells in disbelief. "That's...interesting." Pantherlily says is surprise. "Please, I can beat the goomba in a flying contest." Happy boasts hoping to impress Carla. "Anyone can beat it, tomcat!"

Boomstick: And when flyin', the mushroom thing can bomb victims below with Micro-Goombas. You know you're a badass when you throw babies as weapons!

"NO IT DOES NOT!! WHY WOULD ANYONE THROW BABIES AS WEAPONS?! ITS TOTALLY RIDICULOUS!!" Lucy yells. At the mention of babies, Juvia blushes. "Drop...babies. Babies. Babies. GRAY! I WANT 33 BABIES!" "Would you get off me?!" Gray yells as he tries to take Juvia off him.

Wiz: The traditional Goomba may seem a useless pawn, but these troopers have been know to accomplish the impossible.

Boomstick: Wait a minute, is that Goomba playing baseball? With no hands? Oh my God, it has telepathy powers!

They see a goomba playing baseball. "Wow! Goombas can play baseball!" Wendy asks in amusement.

Wiz: Telekinesis? No, it doesn't.