WAKA WAKA bitches!
I need a snickers..... I saw a unicorn today and Omg was this bastard Majestic asf, lookin like he wanted to inpale me with that narwhale lookin horn. Then I realized I was drunk and my friend left me to sleep in a alley in the ghetto, I COULDA GOT RAPED OR SHOT AT!
Friend- But you didn't tho.
Me- -.- Fuck U sammy I hope u get hit upside your head with a dick.
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._. I think I need mental therapy XD
