A/N: This is where stuff gets random as heck.
I needed to act fast. John 117 had been corrupted by the please pizza virus ( told ya ). " Nataly ill give you the best advice I can". "What is that?" " SPRAY AND PRAY!!!!!!!" ( Im gonna start breaking the forth wall ). Hey guys if you haven't heard of the please pizza virus, take a lollipop, this will take a couple lifetimes to explain.
Dr. Pizza's brother Blasco has been working on an corruption potion. It is called the please pizza virus because it was made the destroy Dr. Pizza after he refused to make a serum with Blasco to give to the Covenant as a peace treaty.
This virus can enter the blood stream and then corrupt the specimen that has been injected. Symptoms are: diarrhoea, vomiting tiredness and hunger. It also makes you want to dab.
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"Blasco get ready to be blasted into gut soup!"
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Zapped Into Halo
AdventureWatch me (Nicholas) And my best tomboy friend (Nataly) Get zapped into halo and fight the stupid Forerunners and covenant
