Team Meet the Batboys

Twins Welcome Home Part 1

Jason stared out the flight window with a small barely readable smile on his face "Think Dames will try to pick fights with me?"

"Beats me." the twelve year old stated not looking from his computer.

"You are no help whatsoever."

"I could say the same for you."

"What are you talking about? I help you ALL the time!"

"Remember Guadalupe?"

"Who knew that biting into a hotdog could result in an ambush?!"

"I warned you."

'Come on! Just let it go already!"

Ronny simply smirked.

"I hate you..." Jason pouted.

"The feeling is mutual."

"Hmph." Jason looked out the window as they began to land.

As they began to gather their bags Jason asked "Hey, we're rich enough why didn't we just ask dad to send in a private jet? Like why travel on SkyCare?"

"We don't' want to attract too much attention until AFTER we settle down."

"But???"

"But knowing you you'll start attracting attention the minute we get of this plane."

"Yeah probably from my good looks."

"And from the statement he touched me."

"So not cool man."

"Yeah, whatever, where are our passports?"

"Ummmm...."

"Oh My God! You DID NOT lose our passports!"

"Whell..."

"Jason you better find them or I swear I will.."

"Oh here they are I must have *ehem* misplaced them..."

"You're lucky that you *misplaced* them, idiot."

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"Hey Dami, where do you think they are?" Barbara asked her 17 year old brother.

"Beats me..."

"So specific..." Tim drawled.

"Listen you little demon..." Damian started.

"Damian he's 9!" Barbara exclaimed.

"And when you were younger you used to call him an ugly pink monkey..."

"I was 2!!!"

"No, now children that['s enough." Alfred sated.

"I have to agree, i'm sure we're all just as nervous as they are..." Bruce began.

Suddenly there were flashes and a mob of reporters.

"Jason how do you feel on your return home to Gotham?"

"Well... I must say I am relieved to be home, my abroad studies has helped me improve much over the years." he stated flirtingly as he gave the woman a wink.

"Doesn't seem to nervous." Tim muttered.

"Mr. Richard do you agree with your brother on that?"

At this the whole family tensed, wondering how they would explain that Richard was mute but Richard simply threw his head back and laughed surprising them all. Even Tim, knew that his brother was mute when he left at the age of four.

"Please, Mrs.Vale call me Ronan all my friends do, as for my brother's statement I suppose I do agree with my brother after all he has lost quite a bit of his childhood lisp while we were away."

"I never had lisp!" Jason replied in outrage.

"Now now no need to get rambunctious. I'm sure many of our home videos would prove you wrong." Richard stated with a challenging look in his eyes.

"Go die Ronny."

"You first." Richard replied smile still on his face.

"Why don't we go interrupt their meeting with Mrs. Vale before Richard charms her to death." Barbara stated sarcastically.

"And I thought Bruce was a good charmer." Damian stated impressed.

"It would seem as if Master Bruce will no longer be the only playboy in the manor." Alfred replied with a slight smile on his face.

"Gotham Beware!" Tim replied as they went to meet THEIR idiotic twins.