How to steal her man:
You can do the simplest of things that can lead to victory.
* This is strictly for those backstabbing hoes that need their man to be stolen and returned.
Why return him if your gonna steal him? Because we all know, a real man can't be stolen.
# Get real.
Flex on her.
If she is Winn-Dixie, you're Publix.
If she is K-mart, you're Walmart.
If she is Reebok you're Nike.
Let her try to strive to be on your level.
Scene for your visual:
You are in the cafeteria eating your lobster bisque and steak. You look over to see HNL(Hoe nation leader) eating dirty rice and dumplings. Please. Tell that chick to get on your level.
You walk into class, the new girl asks you what lip color you're wearing. You say ''Charlotte Tillbury Matte luxury lipstick in the shade 'too cool for you'''. HNL pops from the corner and says ''I'm rocking E.L.F in the shade '' shady can be for lips to''.
SUPERFICIAL?Of course.
Twirled on? OF COURSE.
You must always twirl on haters.
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How to steal her man.
ChickLitThe theory behind stealing her man. 1) Knowing you can 2) Slaying. 3) Steal her man. She will never know what was coming.
