-on skype with my girlfriend until 4am-
me: I'm sleepy
her: yeah same
-both fall asleep-
1 hour later
me: -wakes up- we're still on skype
her: hmmmm...
me: hey, are you awake? marian?
-Girlfriend wakes up-
her: who's that? who said my name
me: marian, it's just me
her: how do you know my name and who the fuck is 'me'?
me: you're joking, right?
her: -screams- omg what the fuck?! there's a face! oh my god! oh my god! -hides under the covers-
me: it's ben! what the hell?
her: -slowly peeks- ben? what the hell? where are you? why can't I see you?
me: I'm on skype we fell asleep
her: ohhh so it was your face that I saw...what happened to your face?
me: -_- nothing. nothing happened to my face
her: are you sure? Because you really scared me
me: YES! I'M SURE.
