Girlfriend: tomatoes are orange, right?
me: what?
her: tomatoes, they are orange aren't they?
me: um...no
her: really? i always thought they were
me: why?
her: I have no idea
me: yea..well they're red not orange
her: oh yes, I remember now. It's called red tomatoes not orange -laughs-
me: why are you laughing?
her: I just find myself hilarious
me: alright then..that's umm...
her: it's what -glares-
me: nothing
her: I thought so
