My sexy voice

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Mikey: dude, you need  to try and be sexy using your voice

me: what?

Brad: nah, Mikey's right. Girls go mental when guys do it

me: uhh...alright then?

mikey: try it tonight

Brad: we double dare you to so you gotta  do it

me: -_- alright

-on skype with my girlfriend-

me: -attempts sexy voice (whatever that's meant to sound like)- hey babe, what you doin'?

her: just writing my music and some poetry. What are you doing?

me: nothing just sitting here, talking to you.

her: are you okay?

me: yea, why?

her: nothing, you just sound...strange.

me: yea..this isn't working

her: what isn't?

me: mikey and brad told me to try this 'sexy' voice thing

her: and  you listened to those two? -laughs-

me: don't laugh! I was attempting to seduce you or whatver they said

her: -laughs hysterically- who are you trying to seduce dracula's daughter? why does your 'sexy' voice sound like that?

me: -_- thanks for that. You're so sympathetic

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