Mikey: dude, you need to try and be sexy using your voice
me: what?
Brad: nah, Mikey's right. Girls go mental when guys do it
me: uhh...alright then?
mikey: try it tonight
Brad: we double dare you to so you gotta do it
me: -_- alright
-on skype with my girlfriend-
me: -attempts sexy voice (whatever that's meant to sound like)- hey babe, what you doin'?
her: just writing my music and some poetry. What are you doing?
me: nothing just sitting here, talking to you.
her: are you okay?
me: yea, why?
her: nothing, you just sound...strange.
me: yea..this isn't working
her: what isn't?
me: mikey and brad told me to try this 'sexy' voice thing
her: and you listened to those two? -laughs-
me: don't laugh! I was attempting to seduce you or whatver they said
her: -laughs hysterically- who are you trying to seduce dracula's daughter? why does your 'sexy' voice sound like that?
me: -_- thanks for that. You're so sympathetic