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"I hate you."

"Feeling is mutual."

"Oh, shut up, you love each other."

"I will literally kill you, Lot."

"Your dad came running outside with a baseball bat!"

"Sor-ry! He's just being my dad!"

"Haaaa."

"That's the fastest I've ever ran before.."

"Glad to see my plan worked."

"How do you do three way calls?"

"We are on one, Lot. Figure it out."

"Lottie?"

"Mm........ Yeah?"

"What's James' name?"

"Jam. Why?"

"Thank you, Lord."

"My names Lottie, not Lord."

"Moron."

"Her name's Jam?"

"Another nickname, dude."

"Ugh."

"Sorry, bud. I have to stick to my Jam. HAHA! Get it?! Because Jam is sticky? And I have to..stick to it..?"

"Kay. Bye friends."

"We're friends?!"

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