Imagine breaking Negans bat, Lucille.
Theme: revenge, sad or happy, depends how you feel about Lucille.
Requested?: no.
You took the bat into your hands, smirking. Negan was asleep and you knew that now was your only chance to break his beloved Lucille and take off in the night.
You earlier snook in with Jesus, it was surprising how none of the saviours even spotted you. Jesus was truly the definition of a Ninja.
Taking Lucille you grabbed a marker pen. Using your worst hand writing you decided to write words all over her.
"Lucille, you are it!"
"I need you, to know me."
"I'm in charge now"
You wrote all over the bat, making Lucille look even uglier than she ever has.
You passed the bat to Jesus and let him break her into tiny little bits, you didn't care what would happen next.
After everything Negan took away from you and your friends, this was just the least of his problems.
Taking the bat you sneaked into Negans bedroom, placed the broken bat back down where you found it.
"Sleep well, mother fucker."
You sneaked out, and waited for the loud growls and cries from Negan.
