The signs as college roommates-
Aries: jumps into bed, hurts a part of their body, promptly asks, "Did you see that?"
Taurus: labels everything in the shared fridge as "mine," shares it anyways.
Gemini: accidentally slams door at 3 in the morning, apologizes loudly.
Cancer: is never home due to how many things they are involved with, is only home to eat ramen and binge watch Netflix.
Leo: rearranged everything in the shower according to how much soap is left in the bottle.
Virgo: does homework due in a month, questions your work ethnic.
Libra: orders a pizza with everything on it to make sure they didn't miss your favorite topping.
Scorpio: falls out of bed in hysterics and complains about all the cute people on campus.
Sagittarius: spends the time they should be studying to watch old YouTube memes.
Capricorn: is silent for hours, and suddenly screams "FUCK" about forgetting something that they were supposed to do two hours ago.
Aquarius: looks up from a laptop on Sunday night and shakes their head silently before getting back to whatever it was they were doing.
