Funnyman x Young reader

new life

I woke up the next day with Y/n snuggled up to me. I shook her awake gently. Her e/c eyes opened and she rubbed them with a tiny yawn escaping her mouth. "Morning baby." She giggles at the nickname "morning..." She said in her high voice. I picked her up and went to make breakfast. But then I realized all the food I made had some kind of alcohol mixed in. "We'll shi-shoot." (Nice save) "Guess we're going out for breakfast." I said. I put her on my back and carried her to McDonald's cause I'm poor. She got a happy meal and I got a BLT. (A/n:I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE LIKES OK?!) After breakfast, we went to the park. It hit me that I probably wouldn't be approved to adopt her. I decided to just enjoy the time I had with her. I sat with her on the bench. I could tell she was about to fall asleep. I smiled. "Stay awake baby. We can go home." I picked her up gently. While we were walking, she suddenly whimpered. She pointed at a woman who held syringes and threw them on the ground. "T-that's my mom." She told me. I growled and held her closer as the woman walked towards us. Y/n had pure fear in her eyes. I held her more. The woman was close now. "Give me my kid." She said. What do I do?! There was no way in hell I was gonna let her take Y/n. "No! I saw you with those syringes. You are not safe for her!" I growled. Y/n was crying by now. I cradled her slowly. "Sleep baby. Everything will be ok." I said softly. Y/n's mom tried to grab her, but I pulled her away. Suddenly, her mom took something out of her pocket. A piece of paper. She handed it to me. I read it. It was an adoption paper. If I signed it I would get full custody. I quickly signed it. Her mom smirked. "Good riddance." She said. I took the papers to the courthouse. They didn't even run a background check. Thank god. I took Y/n home. She was fast asleep. I put her on the couch and covered her with a blanket. I sat beside her while she slept. I needed her just as much as she needed me. I kissed her forehead gently and lovingly. Poor kids been through too much for her age. I pulled her close to me and hummed softly. She was so sweet and innocent... It hadn't even been two days but I already couldn't imagine my life without her. That's when it dawned on me. How the HELL would I explain this to the guys?! I sighed and called them all, telling them I had something super important to tell them. I put Y/n in my room to let her rest until they got here. Once they all arrived, I could tell they were concerned. "So why did you call us?" Jordon (Charlie Scene) asked. I sighed and went to my room to get Y/n. She was still sleeping. I picked her up softly and carried her out. All their eyes widened. "I found her getting beat up... And now I have full custody since her parents can't take proper care of her..." I sat on the couch with her still asleep. Suddenly, her e/c eyes fluttered open. "Hey, sweetie." I whispered to her. She rested her head on my shoulder. I smiled. "Her name is Y/n." I told the guys. They all introduced themselves to her. She was so shy. Once they were all aquinted, we decided to all watch a movie. I think this is gonna work out great.