Tale as old as time: The story of Reylo

Luke cant lie and Anakins parenting skills

Ahsokas POV:

So we made the remedy for Finn (who almost married an Ewok-but survived)

Now I went to go find Ashla who I had left in the care of Anakin.

Word of Advice: Don't let Anakin babysit your children.

I found Ashla eating cookies in the kitchen. Welp. At least she was alive (unlike when Luke had AJ....)

I went to yell at Anakin and the fight went something like this.

"ANAKIN did you leave Ashla in the kitchen with cookies?!"

"Yea why?"

"Kriffing idiot Anakin you're supposed to WATCH her!"

"I WATCH HER MORE THAN YOU!"

"Maybe it's a good thing you choked your wife. Luke and Leia were saved from your horrible parenting skills."

*door slams in face*

Welp that went well.

The next day, Luke and I went to the first order base, because we realized that Luke was still technically in charge of the First Order.

Luke called them all into the meeting room. And thus the lying began.

"Uhh...I've called you all today...to uh... HAVE A PARTY!"

I facepalmed and said "LUKE tell them."

Luke struggled for awhile and then when I pushed him again...

"Sorry for my wife-ER I MEAN DAUGHTER. She's my daughter."

I facepalmed again.

"Yes she has been my daughter for all 60 years-I MEAN 16 YEARS SHE IS DEF 16 I SWEAR!"

Once more I facepalmed.

A storm trooper said "She doesn't look 16..."

Luke's logic was they were using *Earth Science*

I responded harshly asking Luke to kill him (not really but I thought it would make the storm trooper shut up)

He responded "Don't worry I know you're beautiful! I married you!"

I facepalmed

"Wait no...I gave birth to you!"

I once more facepalmed

"Uhh...I'm your father!"

I had given up hope.

So eventually we got everyone to calm down, and confessed.

Luke started: "I'm Luke Skywalker and this is my wife Ahsoka Tano." I cut him off "Ahsoka SKYWALKER"

And he began the intro for the 5th time.

We got the troops to join us, and took them to the Jedi Temple that Anakin had rebuilt.

There were also currently 27 younglings there that Anakin was training (although I made sure that he wouldn't kill these ones)

And then, Anakin surprised me with the force ghosts of the Jedi council, and I was promoted to a Jedi Master.

I was overjoyed.

Then Anakin told me I got to train all the younglings and ran off laughing.

I dumped sand on his bed.

Hey guys! I swear I am working on sabezra forever ive just been busy and this one is easier to update. Anyways, bye! 💜