here are some really heartbreaking and triggering problems in my life i think you all need to hear.
1. when my marguianas in my tail are confiscated by the principal because i'm 11 and i can't be smoking that good kush on school campus.
2. when i use the toilet and it doesn't flush and it doesn't have any water or any toilet paper to wipe my dino ass because i prefer to use a hole in the ground because i'm fucking broke.
3. when my gelato spoon breaks and i have to use my salad fork to eat my damn italian gelato that my grandmother makes !! TRIGGERED
4. when that damn punk music plays on the radio fuckin nicki minaj n shit that's way too hardcore for my old ass ears to be hearing.
5. when my dad tells me that i'm not gay and i need to stop writing fanfiction about the children on my old tv show, iCarly, and that maybe if i'd stop calling miranda cosgrove then maybe i wouldn't have a fucking restraint order.

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Randomhey wassup itz zeebo ur queen forever suck my dick dumb shits. anyway i got some shit to rant about bc life sucks my dick ➰➰➰got sum shit to sayy ps wattpad suck my dick this story is spiritual idgaf what u say