FACTS ABOUT YA GURL ZEEB

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hey its zeebo here are five facts about me
actually there arent five bc i dont know how to count?? welp but i'm
a senior citizen
7. i used to have a hit tv show called iCarlsy. It was cancelled after Harry Styles did meth cocaine on the show
15. theres nothing else interesting about me except for im a dinoasaur
18.pretty sure i hooked up with barney the dinosaur at a party once
3. it was a kids birthday party
9. i should probabl be in jail but whag thr fuck
10. i dont have a drivers license but i fly everywhere so suck my dick karen
17. karen was my drivers ed teacher
29. she actually did suck my dick
69. AYEEE i'm super original
1515. Once i played like a note on recorder in the 3rd grade so i guess you could say i'm an advanced musician
32. i got high in college once i ate like a pot brownie

67. actually it was just a brownie
78. so. li just ate a brownie in college

this is a group chat with my mom and sister⬆️⬆️

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this is a group chat with my mom and sister⬆️⬆️

73736. i still live in my mom's basement but don't tell her

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