Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mark.
Mark who?
Oh come on, I'm Mark, your… (Mark breaks up crying over the extent of his dad’s Alzheimer.)
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t open the door.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No you idiot, cows go mooo!Why did Lisa fall of the swing?
B
ecause she had no arms.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Well, not Lisa, that’s for sure.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Grandpa.
Oh my gosh! Somebody open the coffin quick!!!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Um, no thanks.
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Would it be morally wrong to tell a knock-knock joke to a homeless guy?
which one was your favourite?
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Knock Knock Jokes
Randomhello to everyone who's gonna read this, I'm gonna post a knock knock jokes and I hope you like them and hope that they are funny enough to make you laugh.Every chapter 5 jokes. Enjoy People :) inspiration : Harry Styles ...
