What do skeletons order at a
restaurant? SparRIBS!
Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?Because he was a numbSKULL
What do you call a skeleton snake?A RATTLER
Why did the skeleton laugh?Because something tickled his funny BONE!
How do skeletons call their friends?With a teleBONe
What did the skeleton say after riding a roller-coaster?It was a SPINE-tickling experience!
What is a skeletons favourite weapon?A BONE and MARROW!
What did the skeleton give when he had no money for food?An arm and a leg
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?Im BONE to be wild!
This isn't all the puns I have a skeleTON more
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?Cause he had no-BODY to go with!
Why did the skeleton check instagram all night? To make sure he is HIP on the trend
Why can't skeletons play church music?Cause they don't have ORGANS
What do skeletons do when they are depressed?They start SKULLking around
Who the most famous skeleton Detective?Sherlock BONES
What did the skeleton say when he was in trouble?Im boned
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The book of puns
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