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Hi again!

What is it this time?

Well, I had so much fun talking to you, I forgot that you still hadn't bought any cookies despite the grand speech.

And why would I want to buy them from you?

Because you're nice?

Says the purple-prose.

Hahaha. Let me get my pitchfork ready.

Once more, how did you even get my number?

God told me.

.......

Ugh. A pause. I got it from the school directory.

Do not tell me you broke into the receptionist's office.

Well, you won't tell anybody, right?

Not if I get some cash.

You want a bribe?

Yep.

Sorry bro. You don't know my name.

Wha-

*beep*

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