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*dials*

*beep*

*beep*

Hello? May I ask who is this?

That person you insulted the other day...?

OHH!! Hello! MY HOMIE! Sarcasm! Whatever! Hey, yeah. Hi. Sorry, I tend to get excited whenever I talk to someone.

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I feel personally attacked.

Mission accomplished.

Are you always this boisterous?

Oh, you know the word 'boisterous'? I'm surprised.

Shut up. You're lucky I'm extremely patient with lunatics.

That's good. Everyone, future asylum worker here!

Whatever. The other day I broke into Mrs Mallory's office too.

Ohh.

And now I know your name and house number too-

Did you steal one of her cookies?

What? No.

*a giggle on the other line*

Oh, you bad,bad boy-

I give up talking to you. You are insufferable.

I'm sorry, I tend to be a little...crazy.

It's okay. * pauses* it's nice to talk to someone.

Awww.

Stop it.

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