My great aunt and uncle were over for dinner…To see Josh. Of course.
We just sat down at the dinner table when it went silent. "Josh sweetheart can you grab me a spoon?" My mom asked him, "Sure!" Josh said getting up. "That's my boy, never saying no to his mother." My dad said, I rolled my eyes "and it starts," I mumbled, the boys hearing. Mother and father started an entire conversation about Josh to my great aunt and uncle, their eyes glued to him smiling like nothing was going on. "…he truly does have talent." My dad finished his sentence, I laughed "hey dad remember when I recited the entire national song of Britain on trumpet…When I was 8?" I asked him sarcastically, they completely ignored me. "You did,cool?" I heard Louis' voice break my plans to stab Josh in my head, "yup. When I was 8…Off hearing. But you know that's not as important as a 6 year old being able to play twinkle little star on a toy keyboard." I huffed. "Aren't you worried they'll hear you?" Liam asked me. I laughed, "nope, they're on Josh mode. They won't listen to me. Look… Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom." I kept saying mom and she didn't turn back, "hey dad, daddddddd.." I said, "see?" I turned back to the boys, "they probably just don't want to answer you because you're acting childish. My mom always does that to my little sisters…" Louis said, I looked to my dad. "Dad, Ive decided that I don't want to go to Uni…" He didn't look back. "Because, I want to be a stripper." I said, still no response. "Mom, Im pregnant…From a guy I met in prison." I finished. Nope, no response. I looked back at Louis "obviously," I said. "So, where were you suppose to be this summer?" Zayn asked me. "Gah, Manchester." I said mad that I wasn't there with my best friend. "Why aren't you there?" He asked. "Lets just say…I bought a cannon. And a word of advice…Don't shoot someone out of a cannon on the last week of senior year." I responded. Their eyes got wide, I just laughed. "So, I got stuck to come here…with Josh." I finished rolling my eyes, "Listen to them, they're putty over his name." I said getting my attention to my dad and mom talking about how amazing Josh is. "Well, you know what they say! Oldest is Golden." My dad said. I dropped my fork, Josh just looked at me. "You've got to be kidding me." I said, "did you say something dear?" My mother asked, I shook my head and got up and ran to my room. Leaving everyone just looking at me. 'I can't believe he actually said that…' I thought to myself. I hated everyone right now.
30 minutes later I heard the front door close and went downstairs, "They're gone right?" I asked as Zayn walked by, "yea," he said. "And my parents….?" I asked. "Outside in the back." He said. I ran into the kitchen, I gave Josh the death face. I was going to kill him. "Hey Joshieeee? Can you make me a smoothie?" I asked betting my eye lashes. "Do it yourself." He said, "but, you're my older botha. Pwese, Im so wittle i don't know how to do anything!" I said acting like a child, "Just drop it Aqua." He said, I started hitting his arm. "You stop it!" I shouted, we started hitting each other and had a total sissy fight. "IM OLDER!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, the boys walked into the kitchen. "You two…ok?" Liam asked, "I DONT KNOW! ASK MY OLDER BROTHER!" I shouted once again, "Aqua, it was an honest mistake! Just calm down!" He said, "NO! I'm 10 minutes older and you know it!!" I shouted once again, "Whoa…You guys are…twins?" Harry asked, I looked at him. "Wow…You're slow…" I said. He looked offended but I just brushed it off. I stomped "ITS NOT FAIR! ITS NOT FAIR!" I was acting like a child, "If you're twins, its not that big of a deal." Niall said, "oldest is golden." I said mimicking my mom. My parents walked in, "Aqua. Stop it, we can hear you from outside. Leave Josh and his friends alone. Stop causing trouble." My mom said, my jaw dropped open. "YOURE KIDDING ME." I exclaimed. "Aqua, enough with that attitude. Go to your room for the rest of the night." My dad said. I groaned and stomped upstairs and slammed my bed room door.
I just wanted to be in Manchester.
