The Cycle

PUZZLES

"NYE EH EH EH EHH, HUMAN! THIS IS ONLY ONE OF MANY PUZZLES YOU MUST SOLVE IN ORDER TO CONTINUE. IF YOU FAIL YOU WILL BE CAPTURED! AND I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL USE YOU TO BE PART OF THE ROYAL GUARD!" So long had passed before I could attempt the puzzle, it was a crossword on the ground. "SANS!"
"Yes?"
"What, the absolute... Just whyyyyyyy!?!" The two argued for so long and after awhile I had to intervene.
"Ummmm... you guys ok?"
"HUMAN! I DO NOT NEED YOUR PITY!" He runs off without another word, probably preparing another trap...
"Hey kid, next time, try and solve the puzzle. It'd really make my brother happy. Just for a glimpse to be part of the royal guard. He has wanted this for years and I can't believe his determination." Sans walked off looking sad but before he disappeared, he looked back and gave me a smile. "Hey kid, just don't work yourself... down to the BONE! BUH DUM, TSSS." He ran off to catch up with his brother.
An hour had passed of fighting monsters, grabbing gold, puzzles, walking, puzzles, puzzles, did i mention puzzles! I... LOVED IT! Papyrus, not so much. I think he wanted me to fail at some point. So I finally saw them again, and in front of me was a floor with tiles, and a machine next to them.
"HUMAN! THIS IS MY FINAL PUZZLE. THIS IS RANDOM TOO SO NOT EVEN I KNOW THE ANSWER. NOW THERE WILL BE COLOURED TILES. RED TILES ARE IMPASSIBLE, YOU CAN NOT PASS THEM. YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC, THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON ONE YOULL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE SCENTED! THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE TILES ARE WATER, BUT IF YOU SMELL LIKE ORANGES THE PIRHANAS WILL BITE YOU! ALSO, IF A YELLOW TILE IS NEXT A BLUE TILE YOU WILL GET SHOCKED. PURPLE TILES ARE SLIPPERY, YOU WILL SLIDE TO THE NEXT TILE! SLIPPERY SOAP ALSO SMELLS LIKE LEMONS, PIRHANAS DONT LIKE THEM! PURPLE AND BLUE ARE OK! FINALLY PINK TILES DO NOTHING! STEP ON THEM ALL YOU LIKE! NYE EH EH EH EH!" Papyrus flipped on the switch and the machine... A path of pink and red tiles. Basically it was a straight path. Papyrus just jumped into the abyss and down below into the river. Sans was laughing and I walked passed. A half mile away was a town and I spent the night in the hotel.