eVeRyOnE's DeAd

210 20 19
                                    

Hello nice to see you all, it's your local brit comin at you from the bin she lives in,

I've noticed that legitimately half of the team is dead. I will update you on their status in a totally serious way

Crazy - She got so fed up with us being badmins that she's left to cry for three months because we're all terrible

Fire - She got sent to prison for 69 years for her acts of arson, she'll be updating once every 21 years because of it

Lightning - The thunder caught up to her, we may never see her again

Blaze - Since Blaze is adult she has right not to be alive, so her death may be passed on as being in college and we'll leave it at that

Frost - she got caught in Fire's actions of arson and melted. RIP Frost

Rio - Rio was dead, now she is not, but Rio spends her evenings on Discord wasting her life with a bunch of weirdos so her absence may be quite frequent

Duskie - She's just being shady on Trello idek

Feather - The wind carried her away...

Silver - The memes carried her away...

Whisper - Legit the only one who deserves to be on leave she's done 102 updates during her time on CG. 102. What the hell

Annco - She's just busy with life and satanically drawing her problems away don't mind her

Sapphire - tbh I haven't seen her in a while... she may be dead idk

Sushi - Sushi saw too many rape sloths and now she's choked to death RIP Sushi

Ember - She got concussion and can't write. Wow that's the only truthful answer on here

And me? Well I'm here aren't I? Jk I started Year 10 (9th grade) and I'm v. busy and also NaNo n stuff yes. We may forever be slackers but that doesn't mean we're not... slackers... yeah

lol bye

Hazel

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