Hazel Answers A Question People Keep Asking

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Since the dawn of time *like two months ago* people have been asking me 'how was getting into CG?' 'how did it feel getting into CG?' 'you didn't get in via live forms, how did you get in YOU HACKER'

I shall explain all okay here's a documentary of my journey into the depths of CG

I was a CG mega fan, k, I still am despite being part of the team. I applied twice to get in, once in April when Duskie, Warrior, Feather and Moon were accepted, and again in whatever month it was when Whisper and Silver were accepted. Both times I was denied, how sad. I know from a mystical source (Duskie lol) that I sat around the 3.5/5 mark and therefore on the 'Okay' list, which I'm pleased about ngl I thought everyone hated me.

So one day I woke up at 6:30 for some bizarre reason and there I see a message from CG and I'm like "oh god what have I done who did I offend what did I say oh holy Jesus no." In fact here's that message now:

"Goodness me" "queries" you can tell I was exceedingly nervous leave me alone XD

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"Goodness me" "queries" you can tell I was exceedingly nervous leave me alone XD

So I joined this Slack thing, and I realised it was Crazy who messaged me

Crazy
Star

Uh oh

Being a CG mega fan, I am consequently Crazy Trash and flipped major s**t when I started talking to her one on one. She asked me questions like 'what's your favourite book on CG?' and 'would you still be interested in joining our account?' to which I obviously replied no because lol ain't nobody got time for losers

AND THEN THE QUESTION ROSE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND I SIGNED MY SOUL AWAY TO CRAZY AND HERE I REMAIN, DARK AND DEMENTED.

Kk so hopefully that covers the process of being hired via invitation y'welcome.

Hazel

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