Editor's note - I am going to try out a new type of narrative format. Please leave a message in the comments below if you like it. Now let's continue with the story....
(Wakes up in nurses room)
???(Yamada) - Where?...
That's right... I died...
Stretches legs and arm...
???(Yamada) - Huh? I'm NOT DEAD!!
Oh... I am in the nurses
office... Wait!
Looks down and sees that is chest has expanded ... and that it is quite soft too :)
Checks his 'neither region's and...
??? (Yamada) - IT'S GONE!!!!
Gets out of bed, looking for mirror...
Nurse - Oh. Well, good morning
sunshine.
??? (Yamada) - Mirror, mirror (What
the fuck is going on!)
(Editor's note - Things in brackets are the speaker's thoughts...)
Shrieks...
??? (Yamada) - I've...
Shiraishi - TURNED INTO THAT GIRL
SHIRAISHI!!!
Scared face....
Nurse - Well... you gave me quite a fright.
You and Mr. Yamada were found collapsed at the bottom of the stairs.
You're lucky you got off with just a slight concussion...
While the nurse talks he (she) goes to check the bed where Yamada lay...
Nurse - Oh. Mr. Yamada recovered earlier than you and headed back to class...
Shiraishi - What?!
Opens door and dashes off to class...
Shiraishi - (If I am here, does that mean... SHE'S in MY body??!!! AND she just went back to the CLASSROOM??!! WHO DOES THAT??!!)
Enters classroom...
And sees that Yamada is studying!!!
(Editor's note - For the other students, it is like the delinquent is studying!!! LOL...)
In the background...
Student 1 - What's the matter with Yamada?
Student 2 - He is sitting like he is wearing a skirt...
Student 3 - Was he ever that STUDIOUS??!!
Yamada (To the teacher...) - Sir...
Are we supposed to replace the solutions to A and C in this problem?
Sensei - (Astonished...) Y..yes.
Shiraishi - (Slams on the desk) WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??!!
Shiraishi - (Grabs his hand) C'mere, damn you...
Yamada - Why, the class is still going on?
Shiraishi - WHO GIVES A FUCK??!!
Shiraishi - Just COME, jackass!!
Drags Yamada to the terrace...
Shiraishi - Now, WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS GOING ON??!! WHY THE HELL HAVE WE SWITCHED BODIES??!!
Yamada - (In a normal way...) ..... I don't know.
Shiraishi - Don't give me that! How can you be so calm! And you're even reading a damn book ( That's right, a textbook...). Are u even AWARE of the SHIT we're in??!!
Yamada - Vaguely.
Shiraishi - Then why on God's green earth...!!
Yamada - We do not know the reason why we are in this predicament...
Shiraishi - But...
Yamada - I know how to fix it...
Shiraishi - Huh!?
Yamada - After all, the CAUSE was clearly us falling down the stairs... Therefore, all we have to do is repeated that to change back.
Yamada - If you couldn't figure that out, you are a retard.
Shiraishi - (Creepy look...) Well, ain't you just LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE.
Shiraishi - Ah, fuck it. Let's just get to the stairs...
Yamada - No!
Shiraishi - WHAT?!
Yamada - I can't be fainting left and right now, can I?... School, it over yet.
(Has switched bodies, still cares about studies...)
Shiraishi - WHAT?! (This chick's gone BONKERS!!)
Shiraishi - Then, are you saying...
You wanna stay this way for the REST OF YOUR LIFE?!
Yamada - No! The thing between my legs freaks me out.
Shiraishi - (SHE SAW!!)
Yamada - Give me until tomorrow after - school.
Shiraishi - What?
Yamada - Don't worry, no one will figure out what's going on, as long as you play your part, that is...
Shiraishi - Hey, YOU'VE screwed up my image PLENTY already!!
Yamada - Stop whining and SUCK IT UP...
It's YOUR fault we're like this...CLUMSY.
Shiraishi - (Scared face) ...She has a point...
Continued in Chapter - 3
(How will they switch back....)
