I'm corny wanna know why??
I'm from Nebraska
When life doesn't go right go left
When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade throw them at SOUR people instead.
Life is short, like a fun size candy bar.
I think I broke the Joker...No wait I'm ok
I have a joke so corny you won't get it....corn
Grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender says "I have a drink named after you." Grasshopper says "Really you have a drink named Al?"
A blonde is driving down the road and sees a another one trying to move a row boat through a cornfield. She stops and says "It's blondes like you that give us a bad reputation. If I could swim I would come out there and kick your butt."
Ok here's one........................................................................................................1
You guys are awesome now stay that way. More jokes coming soon
