"ok i had a cooking channel dream basically where i was with brendon and sarah on this kitchen set and brendon was like "okay today we're cooking a chicken" and he just shoved his entire fist into an uncooked chicken and sarah was trying to stop him but he was like holding his arm up to block her and he just like started beating the chicken against the counter and the camera guys were acting like this behaviour was completely normal and i walked up to brendon and i was like "you know i've never actually watched your show before" and he got the most offended look i have EVER seen and literally punched me with the chicken still on his hand and then idk jerked his hand downwards so the chicken flew off and stormed out of the studio and sarah started cooking using the same chicken even though it tasted like floor and brendon's hand"
just to clarify, this isn't my dream- i got this off tumblr
