5. Soul Punk is like ear sex

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Soul-fucking-Punk is one of the greatest albums ever created. Seriously. First of all, in the Soul Punk era Patrick looked like actual jesus, even when he wore a devil costume, and secondly his moTHERFUcKinG vOiCE, dUDe.
10/10 review coming up:
So if Jesus could sing basically he'd sound just like Patrick Stump in Soul Punk. And its not just the singing that's fuckin lit, the noises. Oh my sweet jesus. The noises. The grunts, the "oOh"'s, the "o"'s, the "oooOH YEEAH"'s, every fucking noise in that whole fucking album is heavenly. I suggest you sit ya ass down, turn all distractions off, and listen to Soul Punk by Patrick Stump. I stg you'll not regret it. But fam u might have a heckin boner after it ;;;))

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