I feel like I'm missing a chapter but...
Triggers: (?) Self harm mention
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-------- Tyler's POV-----------
Later that day
"H-Hi." Josh said.
We had just interviewed a girl who was the right age. But the way she talked. Man, it bad. She was really acting homophobic. So I said no (im not okayyyy i promise) to Josh. This one though, had blue hair our band tee on, and yes floral vans. "Good shoes you have there." I complemented her. Dang it, she might now know your the Tyler Joseph now. I thought. "Hi." She said. She looked a little nervous, but not as nervous as Josh. He was playing with the table, tapping parts of pieces on the table from Holding Onto You, Migraine, and.... Was it Message Man? I think. Honestly I haven't played that song in a long time. "So...... Hi I'm Sunny. I am 13 years old. I like the band Twenty One Pilots, as well as other bands, but mostly Twenty One Pilots." She said. Sunny that name sounds like a good name (oh i am bad at this talk) for her. She seemed to give off the rebellious vibe, but she didn't act like that. "My parents died when i was 9 and have been here ever since. I am in 7th grade. I am a normal human being." No ones normal, I thought but, okay. She had a look on her face, like she was trying to figure out who we were. She gasped. "Um. Oh.... You...." She tried to say. I snickered. "Okay. Hi. This is Josh. Im His... *pause/ look at josh* Best Friend." She pointed to Josh.
"Does that mean y-your J-Joshua Dun," she asked him. He nodded.
"Then that means.... your T-Tyler Joseph!?" She said. I too nodded. She squealed. "I really like you guys. I never expected for you guys to get a kid. Especially a kid in my orphanage. This is the best moment of my life." Ash said. "Hey Tyler........." Josh said as he looked at me. He got out his phone.
DogBreath: tylerrrr
Me: yes dogbreat- i mean josh
DogBreath: what did you call me? Dog Breath? From that interview years ago?
Me: maybe. But this girl... This girl is a great match at what were looking for. She likes the band.
DogBreath: SHE LIKES HAIR DYE! DUDE OKAY I AGREE WITH YOU WE ADOPT THIS ONE. Fuck this kid is the one.
Me: okay... But what if I want a Boy?
DogBreath: Fine but we can get two kids. They both have to be the same ages tho.
Me: same ages. Got it
