AdrianWarrior: Graal Problems

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Wandy's POV

Twas a normal graal day in graal. (Yeah thats smart as a beginning let's put that in.) I was just farming and enjoying my life when. *RING RING* "Shit" I exclaimed. I grabbed the phone. "Yello?"
"WANDY ITS SENPAI!"
"Oh hey Senpai, what's up?"
"Shut the hell up and listen."
"Ok jeez. Yeah? I'm listening."
"Come to my house. Lemme show you something."
"Ok. Uhh... be right there I guess."
I hung up. She sounded super weird, but I didn't think too much of it. Senpai is always crazy. Hmm. Maybe she's making another porno. Nahh I'll tell her I'm not interested. I knock on her door. "Yo Senpai it's Wandy!! Im here!!"
"Shut up want to tell the whole neighborhood this secret you dumbass! Get in here!" She grabs me, pushes me in, and throws me in. "Whoa!!" I stumble on her floor. "Calm down!" She locks the door. "What you are about to witness is something you can't tell ANYONE!!" She says. "Um.. ok??" She grabs me and walks to a room. The lights are off. I am getting nervous. She turns them on, and in a suitcase, there are a BUNCH of Gralats, and when I say bunch I mean A LOT. "Whoa!!" Im super surprised "Where'd you get all this cash?"
"Wanna join in? Split?"
"Is there a catch? And how much is in here?"
"One Million Gralats. Oh and yes there is a catch, but it's small."
"Ok, I am SO in." She pulls me to the kitchen. "What the hell..." there is a bulletin board filled with pictures of... Simon.... "What kind of sorcery is this?" I look around the room. "Is this how much you hate Simon?" The pictures were hung up with knifes and little thumbtacks. "Listen, there was a man in a van and he-"
"Lemme stop you right there, you saw a man, in a van, and you didn't get the hell out of the area?"
"No, I spoke to him."
"Your crazy"
"Shut up and listen. He told me I could make a million gralats, by killing Simon. For a few years now I have been gathering research. Told Nyan about this, she pussied out. So, I asked you. "Why me? What did I do?"
"Well, you were online and on my friends list, ANYWAY, here is Nyan."
She walked over to a black curtain. She opened it. Nyan was tied up with tape on her mouth. "WHAT THE... YOU KIDNAPPED HER??"
"1. Calm down 2. Tell anyone and your going to be with her and 3. No, she's just in my way, I DID NOT KIDNAP HER. No one even came to look for her either. Kinda sad. But anyway she gets food and water, mostly cupcakes."
"Ok.... I'm going to ignore the fact you're insane and going to jail, only because I need money right now, gotta buy new customs."
We walked over back to the board. "Simon really likes to hang out near the bank. Seen him there a lot. Bet he is there right now, eliminate him, take a picture, then report back."
"You mean kill him? NO WAY!!"
"The man says if he gets a picture, we can become rich."
"Ok, so I go and kill him, no one finds out, but what would happen after? Where would his body go?"
"We figured it out, I will help you along the way, just go, do it."
"Ok. Let's do it. On one condition."
"Yes?"
"Can you let Nyan go? She's giving me weird eyes."
"Fine."
She untied the rope and snatched the tape from her mouth. "OW!!" Her mouth is red. "YOU KIDNAPPED ME AND YOU'RE KILLING SIMON? WHAT THE HECK IS WRO-" *Spray spray* Nyan passed out. "Did you just kill her?" I look at Nyan. Shes not moving. "No she just passed out. She will be back in a few hours. Unless she weighs less than 60 pounds. Cmon, help me drag her to onnet. She will not remember what happened in the last 24 hours.

After dragging Nyan, and feeling extremely guilty, we walked to the graal bank. Simon was sitting on a chair. "So what is the game plan?" I ask "You stab him, whisper in his ear 'Shhh Go to sleep' snap a picture of his uhh.. nevermind I'll do that part. Just stab him with your sword. "Ok." I walk behind a bush. There are a lot of people around. I make my way through the bush, crawling my way torwards Simon. "I hope this doesn't hurt!" I say, swiping.