Undertalers

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"Alright, everyone!" Called up Frisk, in front of the computer, "Ready?"

"Yes" everyone chorused.

Player appears from the save point, they move forward. Alphys updates status. States she hates using the phone and doesn't want to do this.
Tsunderplane appears. Not on purpose or anything..

The quiet sound of the pencil scratching on the paper in the background filled the room as they all took a moment to process everything.

Chara drew Tsunderplane, now with a drawing partner, Flowey, as they both drew pictures on paper and watched the game. Not that either of them needed to.

The player flirts and approaches Tsunderplane, eventually sparing.

Alphys posts that she's has her claw on the last digit for several minutes. She finally calls, hangs up and calls again. She tells you about the lasers.

Frisk started to go through the lasers as they all watched with wide eyes.

Alphys posts that her claws haven't shook like that since Undyne called her to ask about the weather. She then remarks that there is no weather down there, and wonders why Undyne called her.

The player goes to the right puzzle when instructed to them. They talk to people about Mettaton and solve the puzzle. They learned that Mettaton's fan club has at least three dozen members.

"At least three million, now, beauties." Mettaton remarks.

Player solves the other puzzle and goes a dark room. Alphys remarks at how dark it is. She hacks into the system and turns on the lights.

"Oh no."

"OOOOh no..."

"* oh no?"

"OOH NOO! A BEAUTIFUL MAGNIFICENT KITCHEN- WAIT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?" Papyus asked

"* Oh no."
Mettaton pops up from the counter, "* OHHHH YES!"

"* WELCOME, BEAUTIES, TO THE UNDERGROUND'S PREMIER COOKING SHOW!"
The title of the show pops up briefly, that said "Cooking with a killer robot."

There was some cheers from Chara and Flowey, and all of those who appreciate good human.

"* PRE-HEAT YOUR OVENS, BECAUSE WE GOT A VERY SPECIAL RECIPE FOR YOU TODAY!"
"* WE'RE GOING TO BE MAKING..."

"Friendship bracelets?" Asked Chara, knowing full well the answer.

"* A CAKE!"
"* MY LOVELY ASSISTANT HERE WILL GATHER THE INGREDIENTS."
"* EVERYONE GIVE THEM A BIG HAND!"
Mettaton clapped and confetti fell from the ceiling onto the player.

"Ah, the wonders of confetti." Chara said thoughtfully.

"* WE'LL NEED SUGAR, MILK AND EGGS."

"And human souls." Flowey winked.

Player gathers the items and gives them to Mettaton, who compliments them. And then proceeds to say he forgot the most important ingredient.. He pulls up a chainsaw slowly. "* A HUMAN SOUL!"

He slowly goes towards the player sideways, despite the fact that shouldn't be possible because he has no feet and is on one wheel. Alphys calls and asks for a substitution in the recipe, suggesting if someone was Vegan.

Gaster replies something along the lines of where do you get disposable human bodies to devour? Isn't everyone Vegan or Vegetarian? Where do you get eggs? Are we cannibals? But no one understood him. Except for Chara and Sans.