Erwin - the chem whiz

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"Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium? Cause you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"We just met 5 minutes ago and I don't even know your name,"

"I'm sorry. Just trying to make some friends. Kinda aiming for someone of another different kind rather than the cool smart kids with all A's and brain filled with knowledge that I'm pretty sure is ninety percent useless to us in the future,"

"So...I'm that dumb kid you trying to befriend with? That's a nice way to start befriending someone."

"I meant someone out of my of my league and clique. That kind of rhymes,"

"Yeah sure, Erwin."

"I-"

"It's written on your textbook,"

"No, I was going to ask if we can pair up as lab buddies because more than half of the class already had an idea who they are going with and I'm guessing the leftover kids most likely wouldn't want to pair with me,"

"Why?"

"Because apparently I spewed out too much unnecessary chemistry puns and knowledge. And I think it is not my fault that I told a chemistry joke and there was no reaction."

"..."








"I'm allergic to people with bad puns."

"I'm not sorry about that by the way."

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