N: ok hoes we're going on a road trip
Leo: no we're not
N: we might stop places where dogs could be
Leo: gotta blast
//in the car//
Ken: mom turn on the radio
Hyuk: no don't you dare he'll start singing
N: sure honey
//turns on radio//
Ken: yes bitch this my jam
//starts singing along//
Hongbin: Ken don't make me do it
Ken:
Hongbin:
Ken:
Hongbin:
//puts Ken in a choke hold//
Ravi: that was hella rude
Hongbin: bitch don't make me
Leo: kids shut the fuck up k
N: we're here
//parks at an amusement park//
Ravi: what the fuck we never said we were going here
N: it's just a quick stop so you don't get bored ok
//at the amusement park//
Leo: ok you little shits don't do anything stupid
N: don't get lost either
Hyuk: k bye
//runs off with the others//
Ravi: do you think we lost them
Ken: well N's like a hawk so probably not
Hongbin: hey why don't we go on that
//points to the most dangerous looking roller coaster ever//
Hyuk: no did you not hear they had to rebuild it three times bc people kept falling off and dying and shit
Hongbin: all the more reason to go on it
Ken: bitch no you know what mom said
Ravi: guys n is in that tree over there watching us
//points to a tree like thirty miles away//
Ken: ok where's Leo
Hyuk: probably over there
//looks at the petting zoo off in the distance//
Ravi: ok avoid that area at all costs
Hongbin: wait maybe if we distract him n would think we were being good so he would stop stalking us
Hyuk: how the heck do you distract Leo
Ravi: I don't know, maybe with this
//picks up random stray puppy//
Ken: what the hell that might work
Hongbin: hyuk go hide in the bushes and tell us if n leaves
Hyuk: k
Ravi: hey dad look what we found
Leo: bitch what the fuck where did you find that
//snatches puppy//
Ravi: uh over there
Ken: can we keep it
Leo: do you know what n is gonna say about this
Hongbin: I don't know he kinda just yells at everyone for a living so maybe that
Hyuk: shit
//n leaps out of the tree and angrily speed walks toward the others//
N: what the fuck do you think you're doing
Ken: we're gonna take this puppy ho-
//hongbin covers his mouth//
Ravi: to the uh
Hyuk: the
Hyuk: the animal shelter
Hongbin: yeah the animal shelter
Leo: it was stray
N: well would you look at the time
N: let's leave bitches the parks closing in five minutes
Hongbin: but we didn't get to do anything fun yet
N: cry me a river
Hongbin: but I can't swim
N: shut the fuck up
Leo: yeah
//wraps the puppy in his jacket to hide it//
//back in the car//
Ken: well lets never do that again
Leo: //secretly feeding the puppy snacks//
N: who's eating I hear chewing
Leo: shit
//throws bag of cheetos out the window//
//puppy starts barking//
Ravi: shIT UH //nervously tries to talk over it//
Ravi: moM COULD YOU TURN ON THE RADIO
N: Ravi why the fuck are you yelling is there a bug in the car or something
Ravi: NO JUST PLEASE TURN ON THE RADIO
N: ok
//turns it on as quiet as possible//
Hyuk: MOM WE REALLY LIKE THIS SONG TURN IT UP
N: since when do you listen to classical music
Hongbin: TURN IT THE FUCK UP
//still too quiet//
Ken: haha yoU KNOW WHAT IVE REALLY BEEN INTO HEAVY METAL LATELY CAN YOU TURN THAT ON
Hyuk: YEAH MOM ITS NOT A PHASE ITS MY TRUE MEANING IN LIFE
N: fine
//turns on heavy metal really loud//
N: this is already giving me a headache
Hongbin: learn to like it mom
Hyuk: mom where the fuck are we going anyway
N: I don't know I'm just kinda driving
Leo: well I'm hungry can we go out to eat
N: fine but where
Hyuk: I don't know McDonald's or some shit I don't care
Ken: me neither I just need food
N: ok let's vote McDonalds or Burger King
Ken: I dont care i just want food
Hongbin: yeah same
N: why the fuck is Ravi so quiet that's new
Ken: I think hes sleeping
N: how the fuck does someone fall asleep to this kind of music
Hyuk: I don't know it's really not that loud
N: well whatever then I think I'm getting old
Leo: //actually laughs for once//
N: taekwoon i fucking swear
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A/n
Ok so there's a part two only because I'm too lazy to write the rest right now
